Of Salary slips and ATM Cards


Yesterday, passersby were disturbed by a dreadful wailing emanating from the office administration block and premises of the Bank of India. It seems our Salary Slips and ATM cards are very angry at our not having picked them up yet.

According to psychiatrist Dr Sanjay Chugh, loneliness and neglect makes them prone to moods of depression which might lead to some Dharmendra-style sooooocides.

Colleagues are therefore requested not to further prolong their agony and in the interest of people’s eardrums, PLEASE go and collect your salary slips and ATM cards a.s.a.p.

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