Reports suggest that a mysterious creature has been recently haunting the Features desk. Black in colour and resembling a giant Jerry (of ‘Tom and Jerry’ fame), the animal has been eliciting screams from trainees, by popping in/out/under cabinets at regular intervals.
A cockroach was also spotted in the vicinity. Late Mr Cockroach was mercilessly crushed under the heel of the Desk head.
Advice for future Mag Desk Trainees? Well! Arm yourselves with Baygon sprays and be prepared for some heavy-duty military action before the place turns into a modern-day version of Noah’s Ark.