Monthly Archives: April 2005

22-kg baby actually an alien, say doctors

Kolkata (T2N2) Doctors have confirmed that an over-sized infant living in a nondescript village in West Bengal’s Murshidabad district is actually an alien. Lokman Hakim, the eleven-month-old who weighed in at an astonishing 22 kilos, has a penchant for gobbling … Continue reading

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Of Foots in Mouths and Editors on Phones

Little do people know that apna Kapil Kelkar actually had the temerity to say Bol, yaar to our senior editor. Before you rise from your seat and clutch your heart in indignation, let me add the incident had all the … Continue reading

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US agrees to cede Alaska to India

New Delhi (T2N2) In a significant development, the United States today conditionally agreed to cede its territory of Alaska to India, provided India gave up all claims of a permanent seat in the United Nations Security Council. In an exclusive … Continue reading

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Uma may get Nobel Peace Prize

New Delhi (T2N2) A startling revelation rocked the Bhartiya Janata Party camp today with the Nobel Peace Prize Committee in Oslo revealing that sanyasin Uma Bharti had been nominated for the 2005 Nobel Peace Prize. The nomination came hours after … Continue reading

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Of Singaporean Chow and Digicams

Our expats seem to be doing really well. Debjit is currently enjoying a week-long business junket in Singapore. And making our eyes pop out with envy as he tucks into Singaporean chow. The Bengali babu recently bought a swanky digicam … Continue reading

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