Washington (T2N2) Did you know George W Bush has more in common with tequila and tortilla than he would ever care to admit? The Democrats have never had it this good before – A Republican President of the United States who is actually Mexican by birth.
Unbelievable? You better believe it. Former US president Bush Senior today admitted that son George does not carry an iota of either his or Barbara Bush’s genes.
“George is actually the son of our Mexican help Frida who had a live-in relationship with our Mexican chauffeur Enrique. When Enrique dumped Frida, we offered to raise George and give him the security of an American surname. Even a McDonalds in India is more American than George is,” he told T2N2 in an exclusive interview.
Bush Senior said that he had made this disclosure as he could no longer continue lying to the world.
“Somewhere in a village in Mexico lives a woman who knows her son is the President of the greatest country in the world but can’t reveal it to anybody. My mission now is to help George meet his real mother,” he added.
But wouldn’t it be difficult to identify the true Frida from the millions who will come forward to claim George as their own?
“That won’t be a problem. When she left George with us, Frida carried one half of his soiled diaper with her as a keepsake. The other half is with me. Only when the two halves match perfectly will we know who George’s real mother is.”
President Bush, however, refused to comment on his father’s revelations and closeted himself at his Crawford ranch.
Meanwhile, Democrat Hillary Clinton is all set to cash in on the latest White House scandal and shore up support for her bid to become the first woman president of the United States.
“Forget Rita, forget Katrina. The Bush tequila is the one cocktail that will get Senator Hillary to power next time,”
an aide close to her told us on condition of anonymity. (T2N2)