Being the blockhead that he is, he didn’t pay much attention to it till this morning – by which time the semi-detached nail had assumed the proportions of a lightbulb, what with all the pus accumulated under it.
The poor dude had to endure what he termed “the worst ever experience of his life” when the doctor literally tweezered out the toe nail and all the attached pus. Now, he walks around with a bandaged toe and a wistful expression.
I bet he’s having second thoughts about playing football without appropriate footwear. Wotsay?