The trauma of tackling invective-spewing bus conductors and paan-chewing vegetable vendors has sent him rushing to a Hindi-speaking guide for help.
Yes, David carries around this book with him wherever he goes. He’s assiduously learning the North Indian tongue and it has already started showing results.
TV Monitoring sessions, usually fraught with nondescript monologues of political bigwigs like Lalu, no longer give him nightmares.
And if you spot a hickey – that mark of amorous kissing – on his neck, don’t you dare ask him anything. Coz it’s likely to make him blush from head to toe.